speedlimit15:

*pronounces “hors d’oeuvres” as “horse divorce”*

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rneerkat:

bald people should get pet rabbits so they can have hare again

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drunktrophywife:

if you’re going to insult me please give me 24 hours notice so i can come up with a comeback

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kakuzu:

how many followers do you need before someone orders you a pizza for free

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trap3z3:

I just want to have sex, cuddle and play Pokemon

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theshoutingendoflife:

jaclcfrost:

standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like “look at this fucking flower. this flower is taller than i am. this flower is winning and i’m losing”

Wow you are not ready to hear about trees.

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sealfie:

justin bieber is a prime example of somebody who should not be famous anymore

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